Office by Alex Penny
There once was a lady.She had a kid.That kid is me
Ive been alive for 21 years and some months.I am a female.My current state that I reside in is Florida
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Make out like I wasn’t merging and like it was nothing
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I think something bad is going to be happening to me soon. Like im going to get into an accident,or fall very ill,or die. I havent been able to shake the feeling and im not going to lie,its scaring me. And my dog has been acting strange too. I know its weird to semi base this off a dog but my dog has only ever acted a certain way and know his attitude is totally different. He’s being very whiny all the time and being aggressive with my aunts dog and his stuffed animal. Not playing with them,straight attacking them and that not in his nature. I dont know. Maybe im being paranoid. Most likely its all im my head. But like I said,this feeling terrifies me…
that one kid that always feels the need to shout “cha cha cha” when singing happy birthday
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